Cristela Alonzo • Legally Brown • FULL SET | LOLflix
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2020
- Cristela Alonzo is a stand-up comedian that made TV history in 2014 by becoming the first Latina to create, write and star in a network TV sitcom named “Cristela”. Cristela was also the first Latina to star in a Disney Pixar movie when she starred as Cruz Ramirez in “Cars 3.” This stand-up comedy set is from the LOL Comedy/Showtime original "Legally Brown" and was her first major stand-up comedy set on National TV.
Cristela focuses on advocacy work, fighting for issues that range from immigration, universal healthcare and lower income communities with numerous organizations including Special Olympics Texas, People for the United Way, Planned Parenthood, LUPE (La Union del Pueblo Entero) and serves as advisory board member for Define American.
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That sister as a fake boss of every job is genius 🤣😂😅
Yess 100%!!
This is true. I've done it myself with my uncle Hector. 😆😄
It's NASA
My sister is always my fake landlord when looking for a new home. Hey it always work.
Real references are for goodie-two-shoes 😂
She got me good with the “bad guy dies and all-of-a-sudden, he’s an angel.” That was so funny.
Because that's how you fish for attention lol. Who cried the most. Lol.
I was just talking with a young coworker about this. Hmmm...am I at the right funeral??? Because the " insert name" was a JERK and A$$ HOLE!
He was a go getter lol
We call that the Floyd effect.
when I found out my ex got murdered I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. of all the exes I've ever had and of all the people I've met he's one of the few I would say deserved it XD
She needs another netflix special come onnnnn
June 28 😊
Lol oh yes thats the one thing you can always count on from elder Hispanics is the brutal honesty and no filter at all
Yeap, that is us, and if you travel to South America “everyone” will sure tell you what they really think, not just elders, it’s part of our genetic material
@@marite135 yep we are straight up hardcore lol
@@marite135 lol .. I must've heard my aunts and mom say pinche chismosa " everyday of my life lol
Yes,we learned from our parents. My Mom was definitely brutally honest & I'm seeing that more & more in myself as I get older... I guess that's why I can't stand anyone that's P.C. it actually disgusts me. This Gal hit that on the nail, she's fantastica!!!
I promise to be that elder, working on it and it's going well so far
It's a shame Cristela isn't more famous. I love her so much, she deserves everything, and I hope one day I get to work with her. Yes, I'm putting it out there for the guy running my simulation. I love you Cristela, please hire me.
I found her to her netflix show
More famous? She had a Sitcom show back in 2014.
She's getting there.
@@Delgado928 My comment was directed to the guy that questioned why she isn't more famous. Cristela already is famous.
I'm late finding out about her too. Funny as shit
I'm watching her for the first time. Thank you YT algorithm. She is gorgeous.
Yas
Oooo watch her sitcom show next!
@@disneygirl8694 nice one. I will do for sure
@brell 2-1-5 her
She is, isn’t she😀
I would love to see Cristela and Fluffy, together on stage...........
Dusty Rhodes that's a good idea but they would have to work up a good routine......😃👍💙💜
OMG YASSS
Yes they should!!!❤️❤️😂😂😂
They were together in her cancelled sitcom called Cristela. Her sitcom was funny but it was not publicized by the network.
Will they fit in the stage?
My brother once had a prospective employer call a former employer reference. I happened to work there also and was the one who happened to answer the phone. He got hired.
We need more Cristela Alonzo content. This girl is sooooo funny!! I really hope you make it big time🙏
They zoom in on her Chucky shoes 😂
We need to see more of this comedian, she is funny and she is real.
she has a Netflix special :)
She is awsome...
She has a special on Netflix.
She had a show on TV that was truly funny. Seems it only lasted one season. Why wasn't ir renewed?
@@anacurtis690 fluffy was on the show too. It was great
“I’m glad you said it because I was thinking it” hahaha love that
"Everybody listen, we've got to drink it today"
Cristela, thanks for representing Mexicans, mexican women, mexican culture and for representing yourself. Love your comedy!
If that was the case, she'd do the show in Nauatl or maybe Spanish...
@@leoelteniente6875 😆😆😆
@@leoelteniente6875 ay, no sea güey!
Not even close to mexican womem,
@@davidlobo8198 Oh you know, she’s only Mexican and a woman. No big deal.
I’m catholic and I love when we can laugh at us! She is awesome! I cried and my sides hurt from laughing so hard!
Go to on you tube: Tom Friess - The History of Romanism pt.46 ( firstamendmentradio.nrt )
She is amazing. I feel like Latinos finally found their Margaret Cho.
Then u need to do more research my guy and if ur not Latino shut up with ur opinion
What?!?!
Nowhere close!!
Margaret cho is not funny.
Cristela however his hilarious!
GTFOH with your Margaret cho 🙄
She had me laughing from beginning to end! Imma listen to it again 😄😄😄
The latina Dave chapelle 😉
She is a very beautiful and very talented woman! I'm very proud of her. Her comedy is 🔥
I used to have a friend who oversaw funerals and he said there was once a woman giving her mom’s eulogy. She stopped in the middle and said, “My mother was a b****.”
She's very clever, and of course, hilarious!
I found my Favorite comedian this morning, while having a real shit day. I laughed really loud in the shower till I got in the car to almost drive into my banks tellers. But Cristela stopped me cause I never left the drive way from binging her. I owe you
You alright bud? Hope the day got better for you.
@@rachelhorwitz9086 good karma doesn't exist, it's not real. But in my worst... I do hope the days have been pleasant and I hope people been kind to you and yours. Truly. Have a good morning. Thank you for asking that I wish I had a better answer.
Omg I love how they caught that woman in the audience turning to her man and said "she's good" anyone else see that? Props! She totally is
U
You could have time stamped it!😑
Saw that. Nice
@@kaybee1025 5:12 or 5:13 I believe
@@cecilialucio2327 thanks
“Hello? Es NASA” 🤣🤣🤣😂
How have I never heard of her?! She is amazing!!!
So totally on the same page like fer shiz! Man she’s got me busting up all Over the damn floor. Haha she’s freakin epic. Stoked n can’t wait to hear more 🤪🙌🏽😂
She actually had a TV show of the same name (Cristela) and she's been on some other sitcoms.
She’s so talented!!!! I was laughing out loud through her entire set (and my kids were yelling “Be quiet Mommy!!!!!”🤣)
So true, I totally understand landmark directions! Hahaha
I'm all about landmark direction's as well.. That's why when I'm a passenger I pay very close attention to them even way more than street name's which I know I won't remember,but give me a landmark & I'll be there
If that's u in the pic dee dee you're very pretty 👍
@@Magnum-bh5no oh, thank you
@@DeeDee-de5wc y'know besides being an electrician I'm a part time psychic, and yes, I am single 😘
@@Magnum-bh5no umm oookay... Haha....what would you like me to do with that information?
Omg! I was the family milk taster!! Anybody else?!
She's hilarious, definitely best friend material!
I loved her sitcom cant beleive they cancel all the good shows shes funny
What show was she in?
Her sitcom show was awesome
My life as a Addict in revovery it was a self titled series... called cristela
I know right! They need to bring it back!!!
She had a sitcom? I was going to say that she needs a sitcom. With the right writers, her humor would translate well to a sitcom.
She is freaking Hilarious!!!!! Rise to the Top Girl!!!!
SHE GOT ME ON" I DONT KNOW.ANYTHING ABOUT JESUS, I AM CATHOLIC
Laughing so hard I woke my little one from his nap. Lov this chick - Lmao
🤭
She almost made me choke on my caldo de pollo 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"He died...what an angel"😆😆😆
She says everything so well
This lady is FUNNY and TALENTED
"Fuck it, I went to the moon" lmao 🤣
Ok THAT is talent! Had me laughing out loud alone in my room!!
Came here after hearing her as Lee's hare companion Hester on His Dark Materials. What a queen!!
I laughed more than I have watching 5 other comedians! You're truly funny
The sister fake boss is brilliant just i can't stop laughing 😃😃😃😃😃😃
First time seeing and hearing Cristela. She's hella funny !!
The Mexican took my job and now he’s taking a nap 😹😹😹😹😹😹
This is first time watching her. She is hilarious 😆
A Latina Queen Definitely...
She's so right about the directions lol i always remember landmarks
This lady is so funny. I am up at 6:00am laughing my ass off. Get it girl.. 🤣
Just discovered this comedian and I LOVE HER.
you know your Mexican when your Mother saves cada pinche baso de vidrio that comes from the marketa. Ama!!!
She’s so chill I like her
It's so great watch her go all out on that stage, like she really enjoys making us all laugh
She did amazing! She is so funny I couldn't stop laughing 😂
I'm in the middle of a countdown..
Lmfao!!
She has got to be one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard!
With all the mayhem and disappointment going on right now with the U.S. election, these Cristela Alonzo recs have saved me this morning. Thank you for making me laugh and feel better during this challenging time! 😁🤗😘👍👌🙏😂
My daughter recommended I watch her!! I'm so glad I did! She is hilarious!😂
Wow I have just discovered a new comedian I like. I just laughed so hard I almost spit out my beans haha
SHES SO FUNNY OMG I GENUINELY WAS LAUGHING
I never even heard of her and I’m a fan now
Lol love this woman . Never heard of her before in Australia but she’s my new favourite 😀💖
I have never heard of this girl before! She is freaking hilarious! I’m gonna keep my ion her for sure! Good work
First time watching Cristela...damn, she is very funny and talented.
She’s my spirit person! Can’t believe I’ve never heard of her. On point and so relatable, definitely a fan now.
I’m in the middle of a countdown lol 😂 ahh hahaha
Great comedian, love your style. Hilarious 😆
What a woman. Me estoy cagando de la risa. She is so good as comedian.
That resume part is me!! I have a friend and I use an app and disguise my voice..always works!!
"Arizona is the Lindsay Lohan of the United States" 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
She is hilarious 😂😂😂 very talented
I love her. Watching from London. Chicanas Rock!
Cristela has been a great comedian for a long time, im happy she is getting more exposure and more people are getting to enjoy the hilarious comedian she is 🙂
Extremely Likable and funny to boot! You go girl~
Loved her Netflix special. She's hilarious.
Loved when she had her show and also did good on the cars movie CRUZ 💛
Wow . . . Baby Girl you keep me crying over and over with your Great Performance, Outstanding, Awesome and Super Hilarious , What a Joy 😎👍
Love her!! She deserves all props!
She’s so good
Never heard her before but she's hilarious, and yes I think Fluffy and her can be the best stand comedy show ever.
First time watching her.....she's halarious🤣🤣🤣😂 Enjoyed it!
Im only half way thru the video and I already love this lady! Lol
im crackin up on my lunch break ppl outside in the pharmacy probly like "wtf?" Lol
Her really FUNNY!!! Wish she gets more exposure and bigger arenas!! She’s a badass!!!💜👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😅😂
Montgomery Wards!!!!! I’m DEAD😂
I MISS YOU, CRISTELA. I miss that show. I'm just saying it in case the people who canceled her show can see this and see we love her and need her back
I am glad I found this video ! She’s hilarious!!
I'm in tears yo she is mad funny
I hate that her show got canceled I loved watching it.
Why it got cancelled?
@@paolalagos2634 too chunky for tv
She’s doing just fine. She got that Pixar Disney $
@@paolalagos2634 ratings and backstage politics
Omg I'm dying all her jokes made me laugh I was crying laughing lmao so accurate Hispanic families are crazy like that
Her set is so relatable... especially when she said that as adult, you just can't wait to die😂
Am sitting here in South Australia and almost fell off the chair laughing. So funny. Love her.
How come we are so alike in so many ways even though our home countries are geographically so far apart? I was born and raised in Brazil and now an american citizen. Her mom is like my moms twin sister lol. Shit got me lauguing hard.
She was great ... Lot's of energy and funny ... Loved it!!!
God, she's describing my mother!!
I was the milk tester too in my family and the youngest so i feel this in my bones. Haha , i got lucky tho every so often it was still kinda good
This was hilarious! 😂
Great performance! Original and funny af! Haven't laughed so much in such a long time, Thank you! 😁🤣😂😄😆🥰😊😉
She's brilliant. The kind of funny you know it's all the time. I just know she's fun to hang out with.
It was my job to test the milk too 😂
She's funny and genuine 👍
I hope people understand that she is a FORCE and not just “ cute” or something. The true observations, her timing, her breathing, GENIAL🔥🔥🔥
this is the first time I've watched her stand-up she made me laugh the whole way through two thumbs up this girl is funny
This was actually pretty freaking hilarious.
She is exceptionally talented. Stay doing what you are good at!
Her delivery is incredible.